Racin'
Stuff:
By Tom Avenengo
First things, first:
So far, things are looking good, weather wise, for the
running of the Eastern States 200 at the Orange County Fair Speedway, in
Some of my thoughts:
Was I disappointed in both the car counts and the fan turn out for ESW a couple of weeks ago – well, I sure was. The track has advertised that it still isn’t to late for the modified teams that were not there for the original date to enter, but they’d have to start at the rear in the consolation race. One of the biggest reasons for the low car counts it seems, was the mandatory use of the OCFS American Racer tires. I was concerned about this, and by reading what’s been said on the Internet, I guess I was correct in being concerned. As for the fan turn out – well, the weather was quite “iffy”, but still, if you’ve already bought your tickets, wouldn’t you attempt to go – in case they got the show in? We were sitting two rows from the top in the half covered stands, and it was basically empty where we were.
Another thing that, to me, that was a big disappointment was the low Kart/car counts for the Novemberfest racing event at OVRP’s Dirt Oval, last weekend. Granted, the whole show was rained out the previous week, and the forecast for last weekend was basically right on, with rain forecast for their biggest day of racing – Saturday. But from what I’ve been told, the Kart count was around 60.
Well, I was doing a little research for this week’s column, and from the 2004 Novemberfest racing weekend, I had this in the race report that I did:
“The
pit area was kinda full for the weekend.
For the weekend of racing, we had 229 entrants for 19 different
classes. Two of those classes, the 4
Cycle Light and 4 Cycle Mediums had to be split into two classes each, due to
there being over 30 entrants in each class.”
Now
I don’t know if there were any sponsors for this year’s race, but in 2002, they
had this – again another race report:
“But before I get into
the race report itself, the promoters of the Dirt Oval at
Ultimate Kart Shop
and Ultimate Restorations in
M&M Stone
Creations and M&M Lawn Service in
Keith Roe Racing
Engines in
Seaman Mechanical
in
Scheilke Power in
Vision Graphic in
Hawkins
Motorsports in Port
TEO Pro Car in
Disciglio Motorsports in
And, in that report,
there was this:
“2 Cycle Heavies:
First Feature:
1. # 21 Jeff Drugan 2.
# 28 Scott Thomas
3. # 1 Jim Rumsey 4. # 57 Mike Pane 5.
# 87 Ray Gillen
6. # 72 John Garde 7. # 1 Gerry O'Brien III 8.
# 22 John Tresch
9. # 10 Rich Diem 10. # 38 Mark Palome 11.
# 5 Dale Boward II
12. # 38B MC Bodick 13. #
20 Mike Casario 14. # 27 Floyd Morgiewicz 15.
# 17 Scott Lesinski
16. # 73 Cheri Pieniazek 17. # 88 Jerre Rush 18.
# 27 andy Schlagel
19. # 6 John Lodini
Second Feature:
1. Scott Thomas 2.
Jim Rumsey 3. Mike Pane 4.
Jeff Drugan 5. Mike Casario 6.
Rich Diem 7. John Tresch 8.
Andy Schlagel 9. MC Bodick 10.
John Garde 11. Mark Palome 12.
Jerre Rush 13. # X Benny Rizzo 14.
Dale Boward II
15. Floyd Morgiewicz 16. Cheri Pieniazek 17.
Gerry O'Brien III
18. # 22 Doc Young 19. Ray Gillen 20.
Scott Lesinski
21. John Lodini.”
Now I don’t know as to
whether they had any 2 Cycle Karts this past race or not – (found out there
were about five), although looking at the photos that Ralph Corwin has, it sure
looks like there were some there, just by looking at some of the bodies. And, from what I’ve read, and can only
surmise, is that John Schoebel didn’t enter the racing last weekend, and with
him not there, it sure looks like there will be no race report. Kinda sad, I’d say. Oh yes, those photos, from Ralph, can be seen
if you go here: http://newenglandtractor.com/racereport/
Looking at the photos,
the track looked to be in super condition.
In both instances – ESW
and Novemberfest, I didn’t see much advertising, and that in itself is a big
problem as far as I’m concerned. Hey, if
you wanna make it, you gotta spend some to make it. The low counts at OVRP can’t be blamed on the
cost, either, since it’s been the same for years. I did hear, however, about a “high” cost of
getting into the pit area for ESW.
Going
back, in time:
Going
back to November 5th in:
1952
Joe James ... Died ...
AAA driver from the 1950's. Joe started racing in the AAA National Championship
in 1950 when he made five starts with a best finish of seventh at
1967
Bobby Unser won the USAC Sprint Car race at the Altamont Raceway Park, Tracy, CA.
1977
Bobby Olivero, in the
Alex Morales # 86, won the USAC Sprint Car race over Chuck Gurney, Sheldon
Kinser, Rick Goudy and Mike Shaw at the Ascot Park Speedway, Gardena,CA.
1978
Donnie
Allison won the NASCAR Winston Cup Dixie 500 over Richard Petty at the
Atlanta Motor Speedway, Hampton, GA.
Larry Clark won the
Jimmy Caruthers Memorial Sprint Car race at the Manzanita Speedway
, Phoenix,AZ.
Hank Butcher won the
Jimmy Caruthers Memorial MMA Midget race at the Manzanita
1982
Sammy Swindell and Doug Wolfgang both won the Sprint Car feature races
at the Devil's Bowl Speedway, Dallas,TX.
1983
Dean Thompson won the
CRA Sprint Car race over Brad Noffsinger, Mike Sweeney, Rip Williams and Buster
Venard at the Ascot Park Speedway, Gardena,CA.
Steve Kinser won the Gary Patterson Classic Super Sprint Car race at the Baylands Raceway Park , Fremont,CA. Rich Vogler was second followed by Doug Wolfgang and Jimmy Boyd.
1987
Jack Hewitt won the Super Sprint Car race over Robbie Smith, Tom Seckman, Roland Johnson and Wayne Reutimann at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa,FL.
1988
Dave Blaney won the USA
Super Sprint Car race over Andy Hillenburg, Doug Wolfgang, Kenny Jacobs and
Steve Kinser at the Memphis Motorsports Park, Memphis,TN.
Sleepy Tripp won the
USAC Midget race at the
On
November 4th, in:
1951
Johnnie
Parsons won the Phoenix 100 AAA Championship Race on the 1 Mile Dirt
Oval Arizona State Fairgrounds in Phoenix,
1961
Len Thrall won the ARDC
Midget race at the
A.J. Foyt won the USAC
Midget race at the Orange Show
1972
Bobby Unser won the
Bobby Ball Memorial 150 USAC Championship Race on the 1 Mile Paved Oval Arizona
State Fairgrounds in Phoenix, Arizona. Mike Mosley finished
second followed by Mario Andretti, Al Unser and Johnny Rutherford.
Ollie Silva won the
Supermodified race over Fred Ede, Gary Patterson, Leroy VanConett and DeWayne
Woodward at the All American Speedway, Roseville,CA.
Bobby Allen
won the Super Sprint Car race at the Bridgeport Speedway, Bridgeport, NJ.
Leigh
Earnshaw won the ARDC Midget race over Jim Hettinger, Hank Rogers, Jr
and Buck Buckley at the Bridgeport Speedway, Bridgeport, NJ.
On
November 6th, in:
1949
Rex Mays... Died ... AAA driver from the 1930's and 40's. He was
inducted into the Motorsports Hall of Fame of
Jimmy Davies
won the AAA sanctioned Del Mar 100 on the 1 Mile Dirt Oval Del Mar Speedway in
Del Mar,
1955
Jack McGrath... Died ...
AAA driver from the 1940's & 50's, ran 8 Indy
500's. He was killed in the final race of the 1955 season in
Jimmy Bryan won the
Bobby Ball Memorial AAA Championship Race on the 1 Mile Dirt Oval Arizona State
Fairgrounds in Phoenix, Arizona. Johnny Thomson finished
second followed by George Amick, Andy Linden and Pat O'Connor.
On
November 7th, in:
1980
Steve McQueen , actor, enduro rider, sometimes
sports car racer, and star of the movie "
Coming
up:
There
are quite a few vendors are in attendance, as well as photographers with tons
of photos from “Back in the day”, so to say.
Race drivers and racecar owners from yesteryear and even present day,
are always in attendance. Plus, on top
of that, it seems the ARDC always has a meeting scheduled for the same day at
the Catering hall.
There’s
a free lunch, and later on, somewhere around 5:00, there is a sit down dinner,
too – also on Stan. Stan has done this
for over 20 years now.
You
can call Lynn Paxton for information on this at: 717-432-8188.
The number I’ve found for the Lobitz Catering Hall is: 570-455-2037.
If you plan on attending, get there early – at least before noon. And, if you have something you’d like to
contribute for the auction, all the better!
Indoor
Go-Kart racing returns to
Racing
on TV - http://www.racefantv.com/USTV.htm
Actual live racing on TV:
Friday,
November 6th:
9:00
PM to 11:30 PM on SPEED – Truck Series race from
Saturday,
November 7th:
12:45
PM to 3:30 PM on ESPN2 – Nationwide races from
8:00
PM to 11:00 PM on SPEED – WoO Sprint Cars and Late Models from Lowe’s dirt
track
Sunday,
November 8th:
3:15
PM to 7:30 PM on ABC – Cup race from
Other
forums/message boards and websites:
From
the Track Forum - http://www.trackforum.com/forums/
Did
you watch the Cup race from
Some
thoughts on what others felt about the Cup race can be seen, here: http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129959
And
of course all of out here on the Internet do have solutions to how to fix the
racing at
The
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/business/68997232.html
From
Jayski - http://www.jayski.com/
Dodge on the way
out?: UPDATE:
Four months after exiting a U.S.-funded bankruptcy reorganization, Chrysler
Group is about to unveil a product roadmap that relies heavily on vehicles from
Italian partner Fiat while abandoning many of the U.S. carmaker's own models.
The plan, due to be unveiled Nov. 4, involves the reintroduction of Fiat's
premium, sporty Alfa Romeo brand to the U.S. starting in 2012, The Wall Street
Journal reported. Chrysler also will introduce the 500, Fiat's tiny car that is
popular in
UPDATE: According to the Wall Street Journal, which claims access to
people who have seen Fiat's plan for Chrysler, many of the recent rumors
regarding current models are incorrect, and Chrysler will incorporate more Fiat
Group products than expected. Vehicles planned for the
Note: I was watching the news on Tuesday evening,
and the report for Chrysler was not very good, at all. I’d be quite surprised if they’re around for
the 2010 racing season.
Overnight
Note: I wonder how many that started out watching
it, then heard about the new “rule” of no
bump-drafting in the corners, and then saw how that was affecting the race,
switched to something else – like football?
Race and
Commercial Breakdown of the 2009 AMP Energy 500: For those of you NASCAR fans
that like stats and love to hate commercials, or wonder how often your driver
was focused on, here is the breakdown for Sunday's race. ABC was the broadcast
team for this event.
Total number of commercials: 113
Total number of companies or entities advertised: 54
Total number of brief promos of products/services during the race broadcast: 26
Start time to record race/commercial periods: 1:01 pm
End time to record race/commercial periods: 4:48 pm
Total minutes: 227
Minutes of race broadcast: 175
Minutes of commercials: 52
Number of missed restarts: 0 one time the restart was occurring right as the
broadcast came back from commercialtoo close to call
Number of 'mystery cautions' (debris not shown): 1
Number of debris cautions (debris shown): 1
Number of times No-Doz was suggested for the fans in an overheard radio
conversation: 1 Tony Stewart
Total race brdcst time 175 Total comm. brdcst time 52
See more drivers info and links on my 2009 Commercials page.(11-2-2009)
Note: Yep, as I said above, whenever I switched
channels, I hit a commercial. You know,
I could swear that many, many years ago, when “Cable” first came out, we were
not going to have commercials, since we had to pay to get what we wanted to
watch. What happened? Oh, right – same thing happened to the New
York State Thruway – we were told that once it was paid off, we wouldn’t have
to pay any more tolls. Yeah, right!
Johnson needs
402 points:
So, if #5-Martin wins the final three Sprint Cup races [Texas, Phoenix &
Homestead] and leads the most laps, he would score 585 points [195x3] for a
total of 6649 points. #48-Johnson has 6248, so Johnson needs to score 402
points in the final three race, IF Martin were to win
all three. Which is an average of 134 points a race for the
three remaining races. Finishing 10th is 134 points. So Johnson needs to
finish 10th or better in the three remaining races [or total 402 points], and
nothing Martin or any other driver can do to overtake Johnson.(11-1-2009)
Note: Yep, I think it’s all over now, except for
the shouting. Personally, I think the
chase should be done away with.
Chevy dropping
SS version of Impala: Chevy is transitioning to Impala in both NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and
Nationwide Series beginning in 2010 as a result of the SS version being phased
out of production in mid-2009.(Chevy PR)(11-1-2009)
Note: I wonder why?
Have you seen the new CoT Nationwide cars? And I thought we’d be seeing real “Pony” cars
like Camaro’s and Mustangs.
As for the new
cars, check them out, here: http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/pgStory?contentId=10301258#sport=NASCAR&photo=10301178
NASCAR.com: http://www.nascar.com/
The “Chase” – should
http://www.nascar.com/2009/news/features/11/03/head2head.talladega.in.chase/index.html
Dirt
Track Digest’s forum: http://www.dirttrackdigest.com/forum/index.php
The Big Block Modified race from Super Dirt Week, up in
http://www.dirttrackdigest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=32593
http://newenglandtractor.com/racereport/
On this website you’ll find some race reports for OVRP’s Dirt Oval, photos from Ralph Corwin, and this column, too. Volume two of old time photos was put up last week, in case you’re interested.
Note: Would you
believe that someone in
“Tony Bonadies drove for John Fray in TQ from the start of that type of racing until he was killed at Williams Grove in 1964
I am presently
restoring the TQ driven by Tony and would be very interested to know if you
have any photos or information on the car its driver or owner
Thank you
John Loxton
(
I had no info
for him, but did give him a couple of places and people to check with.
Tracks:
OCFS
- http://www.orangecountyfairspeedway.net/
Saturday,
November 7th:
GRANDSTAND &
DRIVE-IN GATES WILL OPEN AT 7AM
48th ANNUAL
EASTERN STATES WEEKEND
-
Pit Gates / Grandstands Open 7:00 AM
- Hot Laps 9:00 AM
- Pro Stock Heats
- Modified Consi 1 & 2
- Pro Stock Consi
- Modified Consi 3 & 4
- Vintage Modified Feature – 20 Laps
- Eastern States Pro Stock Championship - 30 Laps
- Driver Introductions for Eastern States Modified Championship
- 48th Annual EASTERN STATES CHAMPIONSHIP - 200 LAPS
Note # 1: As of Monday, the weather forecast for the
Note # 2: As you can see, above, they are showing a
“possible” 4 consolation races for the modifieds. I was a little concerned about that since
the car count wasn’t all that good to begin with. On Tuesday I received a PR from the track and
in that PR it makes mention of only ONE consolation race. Well, there might be two IF enough new
entrants show up, which this writer doubts will happen. The latest rumor going is that Jimmy Horton
won’t return, and would be running in
Note # 3: Just prior to sending this column in, I
checked out what might be new on one of the forums I frequent. It seems that there is a “Gun Show” being
held at OCFS in the arena, either during the weekend, or on Saturday. Ah!
The question is – what about parking for Saturday? If someone is coming and does not have a
parking sticker on their windshield, will they be charged to park – even if
they’re NOT going to the races, but to the gun show, or will it be free parking
for everyone? Well, if you don’t go to
that forum, then you would not know that this was said: “ As far as parking
call the speedway office 845-342-2573.”
Accord
- http://www.accordspeedway.com/
From
their website:
2009 Awards Banquet
November 7, 2009
6-12PM
Reservation
form in the "forms" section
OVRP’s
Dirt Oval - http://www.ovrpdirtoval.com/
OVRP’s
road course: http://www.ovrp.com/ovrp/pages/home.asp
Former
OVRP Dirt Oval runners:
Not
much to report on this week. Down at
Wall Stadium, in the Modified Micro Stocks, it was a battle between Tom Ervin
and Nick Cottone, with them splitting the two features. You have to hand to Nick – he’s all of 72
years young!
Out
at Five Mile Point, in the RoC Modified feature, Tim Hindley was 25th,
while Clinton Mills was a DNQ.
Brad
Szulewski had two second place finishes in the 600 Modifieds, with them being
at Black Rock on October 24th and 5 Mile Point on October 31st. A race that was scheduled for Penn Can on
October 23rd was rained out and re-scheduled for November 14th. November 14th? Brrrrrrrr.
NASCAR Cup
Points, as they would have been, and as they are – from Jayski’s website:
UNOFFICIAL
Sprint Cup CLASSIC - the OLD way - Driver Points Standings
[after Talladega, race 33 of 36]:
pos, car#, driver, points, behind
1) #48-Jimmie Johnson, 4752
2) #14-Tony Stewart, 4745, -7
3) #24-Jeff Gordon, 4673, -72
4) #5-Mark Martin, 4315, -430
5) #11-Denny Hamlin, 4271, -474
6) #42-Juan Montoya, 4260, -485
7) #2-Kurt Busch, 4248, -497
8) #16-Greg Biffle, 4157, -588
9) #39-Ryan Newman, 4118, -627
10) #9-Kasey Kahne, 4094, 651
11) #99-Carl Edwards, 4091 -654
12) #18-Kyle Busch, 4043, -702
13) #17-Matt Kenseth, 3986, -759
14) #33-Clint Bowyer, 3932, -813
15) #83-Brian Vickers, 3890, -855
16) #00-David Reutimann, 3854, -891
(11-1-2009)
UNOFFICIAL
Sprint Cup CHASE Standings
[after Talladega, Chase race 7 of 10; Season race 33 of 36]:
pos, car#, driver, points, behind, [wins], race finish
1) #48-Jimmie Johnson [6 wins], 6248, finished 8th
2) #5-Mark Martin [5 wins], 6064, -184
3) #24-Jeff Gordon [1 win], 6056, -192
4) #42-Juan Montoya, 6009, -239
5) #14-Tony Stewart [4 wins], 5969, -279
6) #2-Kurt Busch [1 win], 5936, -312
7) #16-Greg Biffle, 5908, -340
8) #39-Ryan Newman, 5846, -402
9) #9-Kasey Kahne [2 wins], 5834, -414
10) #99-Carl Edwards, 5811, -437
11) #11-Denny Hamlin [3 wins], 5800, -448
12) #83-Brian Vickers [1 win], 5692, -556
For the drivers points standings, see my Drivers Points
Standings.(11-1-2009)
Other racin’ stuff:
While on the Track Forum, I came across
something about Danica Patrick going over to Junior Motorsports – yes, that’s
Dale Earnhardt, Jr, folks - to do some Nationwide racing in 2010 – and that
it’s just about a done deal. Check it
out, here:
http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/nascar/news/story?id=4622687
And, while on the
TF, there was mention made about Izod being the Series sponsor for Indycar,
starting in 2010. The link supplied is
this: http://blogs.indystar.com/racingexpert/2009/11/nov_2_on_izod_and_talladega.html
Note: Some not so nice things being said if you’re
an Indycar/oval track race fan, too, if you read the complete thing, including
the Q’s & A’s.
The
History of the Sport:
June 25, 1950 – the AAA 100 mile race at the Langhorne Speedway:
Reading
in the book by L. Spencer Riggs that covers the racing at Langhorne, and by
checking out the Motorsports Stats website, I found this:
It
was extremely hot that day with the temperature hitting almost 100 degrees, and
it was humid. The big circle was bad
enough to race on when the weather was good, and on that day, there were quite
a few drivers that needed relief, and in some cases, some cars had three
different drivers in the seat.
Jack
McGrath was the race winner, and he was followed by Henry Banks, Chuck
Stevenson, Duke Dinsmore, Duke Nalon, Fred Agabashian, Mack Hellings, Jerry
Hoyt, Cecil Green, Troy Ruttman, Jimmy Davies, Paul Russo, Dick Rathmann, Tony
Bettenhausen, Neal Carter, Bill Schindler, Eddie Johnson and Andy Linden.
Relief
drivers were:
Ralph Pratt, Lee Wallard, Harry Turner, Cliff Griffith, Walt Brown, Joe
James and Johnnie Parsons, with Ralph Pratt being shown twice, and Andy Linden
also shown as a relief driver.
Things
were quite a bit different back then, as far as how many entrants there
were. As usual, they started 18 cars in
the 100 mile race, but on this day there were almost as many non-qualifiers as
there were those that qualified.
Their
names:
Lee
Wallard, Neal Carter, Ralph Pratt, George Connor, Walt Ader, Johnnie Parsons,
Harry Turner, Ed Terry, Walt Brown, Mike Nazaruk, Spider Webb, Ottis Stine,
Buster Warke and Walt Faulkner.
Lap
leaders in the race were Eddie Johnson – laps 1-4, Troy Ruttman - 5-46, Bill
Schindler - 47-50, Fred Agabashian - 51 & 52, Walt Brown - 53, Jack McGrath
– 54-75 & 96-100 and Duke Nalon – 76-95.
McGrath
covered the 100 miles in 1:07:47.1 for an average speed of 88.517 MPH. It’s being shown that he won a whopping
$1,858.00 for the win. Troy Ruttman won
the pole position with an average speed of 101.764 MPH
It’s
said that there were 10,000 fans in the stands on that day.
Video
time:
Are they crazy? They surely must have quite a big “pair”, for sure, to drive the way they do! For a while they were quite visible on SPEED TV, but now it seems there is more NASCAR junk and other junk-like shows on SPEED. This type of racing was covered – year round, with the winter events being the best, as far as I’m concerned. Enjoy:
Other (non racing)
news:
Some interesting stuff
that’s being said about the Health Care deal:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091101/ap_on_bi_ge/us_health_care_public_plan
Closing with these:
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE
THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD
GIRLS LIVE.
I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP
SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT
CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE
HOMELESS OR NAKED?
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN
SILENT?
WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN
TOO?
IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE
HUNGRY?
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF
"ASSTEROIDS"?
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
IF YOU SPIN AN
BECOME DISORIENTED?
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD
May “Guardian Angels” sit on the shoulders of all of our race drivers and guide them safely around the
tracks!
Drive safe!
As usual, you can reach me at: ygordad@yahoo.com